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Dean
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Update!
« Thread Started on Oct 24, 2009, 5:03am »

Well guys n goils..my little goil has come into the woild!!..Her name is Serenity Alexis Perez-Howard.Everyone says she looks like me.

Rich:"The kid can't look THAT bad!"

Stifle Rich! lol..but yea..this is really exciting..she was born oily thursday morning..mommy had a c-section..i was there with her through it and on the days leading up 2 the delivery..and i've been able to see the kid everyday thusfar..i definitely wanna be a huge part of my kid's life..dont wanna continue the miserable cycle of fatherles kids..and so yea..i've made a mistake or 2..but as the unspeakable Eddie Frazier told his son "you'll be making a few mistakes yourself before you're through".and yea..i'm just very happy and excited,and i just wanna be the best dad i can be and take care of my responsiblities as best as possible and with God's help.I'm woikin now..got a doorman job..it's not really stable yet,but they call me in when one of their doormen take off..pretty good hours..it's a full 8-hr shift..I feel like it's from Gawd because i had been looking fer woik and praying..and wouldnt ya know it..on the day the child is born..just 2 hrs later,i get a call from a friend telling me that he's got woik fer me! It really makes ya stop and think when you've been the victim of a miracle! lol..but yea..she's a real cute little goil,and i'll upload some pictures of her soon..when im done taking pics on the camera and i get the film developed. but yea..the boith was on thursday the 22nd @ 4:58 AM..i held the goil's hand through it..it was a very special moment..and a few moments later they let me hold the baby fer a few moments..she's a biggun..8 lbs 7 ounces.. but yea..beatiful moments dair..but not-so-long afterwards i was angrier then id been in a every long time..becuz i found out foist hand dat my woid and wishes really dont mean JACK QUAT with the baby!! becuz afterwards i saw the baby outside the delivery room,and i wanted to hold her,but the nurses told me that i couldnt hold my own baby,and that i had to leave the hospital and come back in a few hrs..and they put some security device on that baby to make sure that i dont steal the baby..IS IT REALLY POSSIBLE TO STEAL YOUR OWN BABY??? i was so MAD! within a few minutes of the baby being born,i found out first hand that fathers really aint got no rights!! and guess wat..the government still hits dads up fer child support..and some dads are paying child support and arent even allowed to see their children! SATANIC!!! and i gave the head nurse a piece of my mind..and i told her that i wanted to have those first few moments with my child and the mother,and i asked her y can't she understand that? i mean..wat gives these COMPLETE STRANGERS the right to tell me when i can c and hold my child? who the hell do they think they are??? but,that's our "justice system". and even the mother doesnt like it or think it's fair. she doesnt even feel that it makes sense,so atleast i have that to my advantage. but yea..all-in-all,im very happy..i have a family dair.. (oh,and btw..we're gonna do a dna test very soon..the goil says that im the only one she's slept with,and im not accusing her of anything..i mean,she's not really the slutty type that shows off skin,or goes out partying or anything..but,i just wanna make sure,becuz i dont wanna spend 18 yrs woiking fer and supporting a child only to find out that child aint mines! that's a SUCKA'S game!..but yea..the Marilyn says she has no prob wit the dna test..and it's absolutely free..but,i simply explained to her that im not accusing her of anything..im simply playing it better safe than sorry..and making absolutely SURE of what's mines and what's not.and she's fine with that..and very confident that the girl is mines..and EVERYONE is saying that the goil looks just like me,so..i believe the goil is mines..im just gonna play it smart and make absolutely 100 % sure.then it never even has to come up again.) and so..yea..i'll upload pictures soon,and keep ya guys posted with how things are goin.i dont come here as much anymore..but u guys n goils are still my old friends..im just alot bizzier than i used 2 be.

Rich:"Yea..he actually steps outside the house these days"

DUMMY UP!! lol..any comments you's guys have are much appreciated..Love yaz!

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Re: Update!
« Reply #1 on Oct 24, 2009, 1:56pm »

Dean, Dean, Dean,

Welcome to the real woild. I think suddenly you're gonna start figgerin' out what all that political stuff was about that we all used to talk about.

They tells ya they "freed the slaves", but as you've just seen, your kid already belongs to the state more than it does to you. And now they're gonna give it a boith certificate and a Socialist Security number, and she'll be hooked into the system forever.

If the DNA proves she's yours, you'll be third in line, after the state and the mother (but you'll be foist in line as far as paying money....) - and with that unstable dingbat Marilyn as the mommy, ya know that kid ain't gonna be raised in no Christian home.

Glad to hear about the doorman job, that sounds like a really good break, especially with you being one'a them high-toned cullids and all...

Dean:"Yeah, I's like Avis, I tries harder!"

I dunno Dean- I really can't say "congratulations", 'cause it wouldn't be sincere. It would be different if you were married to a good Xtian goil and planned out what to do so the state wouldn't get it's hands on the kid as soon as she popped out...and if ya had a little money and a steady way of supportin' your family that you could enjoy and prosper at......but, as much as I always wished better for you, you now have a kid with an unstable woman who don't share your values, and like ya say, in downright Satanic-fashion, your wishes for your child will pretty much meaningless, as you are third in line.....

Dean, Dean.....Dean......

I'm glad that you're happy and all- but I thjink this is going to end up being a huge source of conflict and heartbreak in your life....and you're gonna have other people telling you what to do for the next 18-21 years.

[Thinks to self: "That Dean is a real do-er! He was probably doing someone abouit 9 months ago..."]

And Dean? Ya couldn't'a picked a worser time to bring a kid into this woild!

[Dean quotes a poem by Alice The Cook to make me change my mind]

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Re: Update!
« Reply #2 on Oct 24, 2009, 5:16pm »

Just taking a break from the footy games and saw your "please post" thread so as a good feller Ill drop my 2 canadian cents here LOL

Foist of Congrats on Growing up and learning how fucked in the head everything is these days LOL!!! Im not sure I should congrats ya on the baby since yous demanding to have a DNA test before ya take full on responsibilty for the baby which leads to my big question as Jrock would ask ,DEAN ARE YOU ON THE PIPE? two things come to mind when you are saying you demand to know the DNA of the baby before ya jump in with 2 feet. Foist is that ya think that your goil sleeps around and 2nd thing is you dont wanna have a kid yet as ya might of previously thought. I know alot of friends and family who have had kids and the ones that dont wanna have a kid always say stuff about "DNA TESTS and SHE SLEEPS AROUND" ITs funny because this is the exact words of buddy i went to highschool with when he learned his goil was preg. They did the DNA Test and everything and he could only handle about 2 years of "family life" untill he got outta town. And then there is the more stable couples I know who when they have a baby they dont wonder or demand DNA test before commiting because they are truly in love and they dont even ponder those things when the baby is born instead they celebrate it with beer and hockey LOL!!! ITs got nothing to do if your a christian ,muslim or athiest its got eveything to do with if you have Trust in the person you love. You just dont Ponder those scary things unless there is some serious doubt with the person your with. Even if the Baby is yours like you think it is dont you see how by asking for such DNA tests and other things makes ya sound like ya dont have full trust in the person your with? I mean cmon Man no one asks and demands such things unless there is a problem with trust in the relationship sounds like there is quite a bit of that.

And Deano as a young black man you got all the support ya need in getting woik with such things as affirmative action and the NAACP and shouldnt have any excuse for not being able to find any woik these days to support yourself and a baby. with all the extra help you can get these days you shouldnt think that finding woik to feed a baby is a "Miracle" LOL!!! dont cheapen miracles to that extent ::)

a Miracle is that poor baby that fell infront of a train and survived

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNEAgHLgecU

miracle isnt some teen getting a job when he has a baby on the way ROTFLMAO!!! I guess some in the dirty south might consider yous people woiking a miracle But I dont LOL!!!

Anyway gonna get back the the game dair Buzz and I wish ya the best of luck with All these crazy shit of DNA tests and yous having a baby . You would probably saved yourself a lot of this paranoia and worry if ya just went to a strip club with some buds a few times a year or Just be a religious dude that helps around the community and sweeps up LOL!!! But it is what it is and you still have a chance to take the negatives and turn them into postives Deano. If ya find some good mates and good family folk around ya you should be just fine.

PS I wonder what Ole Geogie Jefferson would write in your thread deano? I have a feeling it would of been spicy to say the least LOL!!!

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Johnny Law will make you pay!!!!!!,So Stifle and look into Ron Paul you Pinko You!!!!!!

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Re: Update!
« Reply #3 on Oct 25, 2009, 7:05am »

Well Jesus Christ..thnx alot fer da support guys! *sarcasm*..I tell ya..the milk of human kidness is curdlin..You's guys oughta woik fer a suicide hotline!!

*suicide hotline phone rings*

*johnny picks up*

Johnny:"Hello?"

Depressed soul:"I WANNA KILL MYSELF!!"

Johnny:"Then DO IT ya PINKO! WHO'S STOPPIN YA???"

*johnny slams the phone down and knocks back a guiness"

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Re: Update!
« Reply #4 on Oct 25, 2009, 12:38pm »

Oct 25, 2009, 7:05am, Dean wrote:

Dean, somebody's gotta be dead- that's life!

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Re: Update!
« Reply #5 on Oct 26, 2009, 7:14am »

Well, Dean I see I am draggin hind tit on getting to post here fer ya. I see ya likely don't care much for the level of excitement and back patting but gotta say I pretty much echo them other pinkos sentiments.

I DO hope all goes with with you, the young one, and your wife in all but license (

) but cheering you on in circumstances that may not have been the most wise or even good fer ya would mean that we did not really have some regard for ya.

It's easy to go "wohoo, congratuations... awesome...wonderful" and on and on with empty feel good nothins. But you'll get plenty of that already from others no doubt. Rarer and a better find is folks like those above that will temper their words to you and actually share because they actually have some regard for you. (even if it is just intertube buddies).

Anyways, I do sincerely hope things work out and go well for you.

Cheers.

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